Monkeys Fist

Internally, it’s just decorating, 90% of which we did before we moved in. I have an outdoor cooking area to build and a garage to convert in to a workshop.

Terrible thing, constipation.

Apparently there’s a whole album of lost tracks. I must confess, I’ve got a Jazz chub on

Space. Kids needed their own rooms. That, and the irresistible draw of the stained glass

Er, aye, ok.

Moved house today- still alive, still married, didn’t murder my kids. I’m counting that as a successful move. What an absolute ballache.

Aye, poor little bugger.

This little lad, 8yrs old, the youngest to climb the Old Man of Hoy. Amazing achievement. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-44423914

That’s gold. “The dopey coon”- definitely a Breadline Boldon phrase.

Fuck me, Happy Kenny has got bastarding enormous hands! (Piss, shit, cunt, bollocks, just to boost the swearyness )

fuck me.

Absolutely.

Until it fucks up, you don’t realise many ordinary, everyday physical actions rely on your back. Good luck in the Peak District, you driving down? ( OOOOOYAHFUCKINBAZZZTID! Every single bump in the road ).

I bet he’s the life and soul of all the parties he doesn’t get invited to. What a whopper.

Fair point Tom. (Twat )

Who’s their next messiah? Beige cunts.

Is it black and white stripes? I’ll bet it’s black and white stripes.

I bet Hilda used to hoy the house keys in to the bowl whenever she could.

Nice ducks. Did they come free with the fondue set ?