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Monkeys Fist

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  1. “Andrew, I’m struggling to find my character’s motivations for this scene- is she happy with her partner, or does she have deeper reasons for her upcoming actions?” “ Aye, aye, just whip ‘em out love, jiggle ‘em round a bit.” BAFTA incoming.
  2. It sharp will be if you don’t get your Bank Holidays and some other, eminently-less-able-than-you fucker gets theirs.
  3. Aye. Xavier needs to calm his tits.
  4. Shifty part-time bludgers, coming over here and having our Bank Holidays…
  5. I read that, came upon this, Xavier Brice, at Sustrans, believes city planners are to blame. “Fifty-one per cent of the UK population is female, yet most of our cities are failing to design roads and streets for women to cycle,” and thought, “ Ah, here’s the bit where fucking Xavier explains how to make a fucking cycle lane more woman-friendly”. Nope. Still in the dark.
  6. No Bobby Moore, 1966, jumpers for goalposts? Hang your head in shame, Sun photo editor.
  7. Full of Korean Watersports vids
  8. Jiggery-pokery afoot. Trump and Kim USB fan raises cyber-security alert http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43128073
  9. Trump- “ Give up the nuclears, and you can have a go on Melania” Kim- “ Deal”.
  10. I know this is the studio that made the Witcher series,( only played Witcher 3 which was outstanding), what’s the story here then?
  11. The only way I can see mods being available are through Bethesda, i.e. micro transactions. Fuck that.
  12. As with virtually every game I’ve ever bought, I think I’ll just carry on with FO4, wait a few months until after it’s released and all the bugs, bedwetting outrage, and reviews are settled, then wait again until it’s half price
  13. Kids are 10yr old girl and 8yr old (today ) Fistlet, shared a room. I got away with it far longer than I’d expected, but they need their own space.
  14. *whispers to his mate, “ Whossa depositary , Dave?” Dave tells him ” Geeet Faaaaahhhhccccckkkked, you ain’t giving me no gay medicine.” These people exist.
  15. I take it this was in the earlier part of 2077, before the bombs fell?
  16. I’m assuming it’ll have single-player mode too, though? I love Fallout but the thought of playing it alongside hordes of spotty 13yr-olds running round screaming “ your mom…” etc …
  17. Internally, it’s just decorating, 90% of which we did before we moved in. I have an outdoor cooking area to build and a garage to convert in to a workshop.
  18. Terrible thing, constipation.
  19. Apparently there’s a whole album of lost tracks. I must confess, I’ve got a Jazz chub on
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