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Not to put a downer on anyone, but there’s already been a gay couple hospitalised after being beaten to fuck. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/06/14/fifa-world-cup-russia-gay-fan-brain-injuries-brutal-attack/?utm_source=MOBFB&medium=280755+Gay+World+Cup+fan+left+with+brain+injuries+after+brutal+attack&utm_campaign=PNMOBFB Sepp Blatter has blood on his money-grabbing hands.
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If Fish doesn’t incarcerate a shitehawk inside the walls of his semi-detached pizza oven, in honour of Renton’s past trials with the feathered cunts, he should be run off this board with a flea in his ear.
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I wouldn’t mind if they said they wanted to reflect modern language use, fair enough. But… …that would then involve some proper fucking sweary news. “ Today in Washington DC, President Trump played the cunt…again.”
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Fuck me, I’m slow today. Penny has dropped.
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That’s very nice and everything, but it’s not a Tiki bar. Whereas the top one, I could picture Fish holding forth in a Hawaiian shirt and sipping a Banana daiquiri.
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If that’s true ( The Titi Bar) it’s fucking ridiculous. Should we now ban all Irish Bars, Italian restaurants , Thai Handshandy Parlours? Harumph
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If you make something even close to that size, don’t forget to make sure it’s got a solid foundation, there’s a fair bit of weight involved and you don’t want it sinking a month after you’ve built it.
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Even more than the house- why???
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Didn’t some town in Germany do similar, sponsoring a Neo-Nazi march per metre marched to raise funds for LGBQT charities? Edit; here you go… https://www.google.com/amp/www.upworthy.com/amp/a-town-came-up-with-a-brilliant-hilarious-way-to-troll-neo-nazi-marchers-take-note
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People using the phrase “reached out” when they mean “asked”. In particular, news sites like the BBC. Fuck Right Off
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If I were you, Fish, I’d probably try making your own BBQ first- it’s relatively easy, and you can find kits that supply the grills/ash pan in a range of budgets online. You usually need to buy/swipe your own bricks and cement. My mate, ex-chef, has bought a pizza oven from Argos and reckons it’s outstanding for the price. http://www.argos.co.uk/product/2870764?storeID=4104&cmpid=GS001&_$ja=tsid:59156|acid:444-797-0832|cid:596650041|agid:28594320445|tid:pla-322733989561|crid:95888905405|nw:g|rnd:301677221325805860|dvc:m|adp:1o1|mt:|loc:9046782&gclid=CjwKCAjwpIjZBRBsEiwA0TN1rxQDbZFSGwn8eVu2_RsdWn_ZOmu3kH38CcniQ_dlXucrLR5ZR_m81hoCAHgQAvD_BwE
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Which will be utterly pointless, as everyone will be wearing earplugs to comply with H&S hearing damage regs.
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Bit long-winded.
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Your mind is in the gutter.
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I think he just means she’s filled her stottie.
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What did they charge you with?
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Looking for surprise presents for your lass, obvs.
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Why would a Yam Yam be a Mackem? You absolute throbber.
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Speaking of English Tapas, I’ve finally got all my kitchen hoohaa sorted in the new gaff, so tonight is our first “proper” (i.e. totally homemade), tea. Chicken kebabs, tzatziki, corn cobs, pitta breads. So, feck-all to do with English Tapas, but there you go
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He hasn’t got time to piss about here, HE’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW!!!!!