Monkeys Fist

Fucking Sterling ballsed it up twice.

Mask dropped earlier in the week- expect full Kernt mode to be deployed imminently.

Bruges is a shithole

Some boy, you.

Even got the cherry tomatoes on it

Tdansmithed your post.

I clearly failed.

fixed the link

In your pepper patch, do you find more pests in your hot-end or your Bell-end?

Is this The Mindy Project MkII?

When did you move house, you massive whopper.

Maradona claims “ England committed a robbery” Suck it, you fat little junkie.

Benderson. You have that one for free, essembee.

Presumably CT you bought some pallet shite from the chancers you were promoting here the other month? Let’s have some lovely photos of the absolute con in your garden, then, so we can all consume ourselves with jealousy at the comfort.

Next Star Wars spin-off movie to be a Boba Fett one. I think they’re missing a trick here- any Star Wars fan worth their salt is crying out for a “rise and fall” trilogy of the Mos Eisley Cantina Band, done Spinal Tap style.

That’s some sixy decking.

When SWEDEN play DENMARK , the abbreviated score box in the corner of the tv screen reads- SWE -DEN. The letters left out spell DEN-MARK. ( I might have read that on here, but beer + penalty win= CNGAF

Games before Gays, innit bruv?

Leported.

Fucking hell

That reminded me of when that pug-faced tit launched one in past Seaman in Japan. Totally intended

Ahh, Pigsy!!

Tell your friend to get focked.