Monkeys Fist

I’m now in full Dad Grunt mode, any movements up, down or sideways produce an involuntary “ hrnggh”

Cheers lads. I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow, Strawb, so I’ll take any recommendations still.

I was 50 the other day Your sandals look like they came from S****s D****t.

FYP

Fuck me! I was only joking when I used the word “ trotters”, then I zoomed in…

Not with trotters like yours.

Life must be hard on the breadline in the East Boldon Ghetto

Got rid of your pallet furniture, then, Tubs? That… looks remarkably like a pub table.

Aye, fingers crossed Strawb.

😂 filthymumsnet.com

Bong rampage.

CT misunderstood the Mrs. when she told him to “Get those fucking flags off my lawn!”

The Tub

Deluded Mackems

Are you for real, man ? Its happening right now, you muppet. You sticking your fingers in your ears and going “ la la la” won’t stop it.

“ Jewles remain still cleaming!”

Some boy,Alex.

Still though, tits, eh, wahey!

No one laughed the first time, Daniel. Have a drink, chill… bitch.

You’ll see us win the World Cup twice, you jammy beggar!

Hard to disagree with this. They never really looked troubled by the pickled fish-munching sex maniacs, and were cool, calm and collected … mostly It’d be interesting to hear a non-partisan opinion, from maybe Isegrim?

Without getting too carried away, it’d be nice to absolutely hump the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys in the Final. Mon Dieu!

Get the fuck in.