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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Go on son! Right in the button mushroom.
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Told you to stop licking rocks.…
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Does it ask to feel your muscles? -
Let’s not forget, gents, that we could have been discussing the fucking joke of a tournament we’d have had under Hippo Heed.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Excellent! They’ll love my standard opening order of “ Two pints, garçon, and nen of ya shite”. -
Don’t be stealing my thunder here, you pescatarian pest. ( but belated birthday thingies ).
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I came first in the sack race.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Booked a table at Martin Wisharts place, The Honours. https://www.thehonours.co.uk/ I fear it may sneak some pea foam on my dead beast when I’m distracted by the waves of pretension 😄 -
Which one though?
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At Sports Day where all the fit Mams are in their sports gear.
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37 is possibly the most nondescript of all birthdays/ages.
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Leave Jezza out of this … Do have to shave your nose yet? Yes, …I do.
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You cunning linguist.
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At least you can’t tear your hair out with the anxiety that’ll induce, though.
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I’m just picturing CT, having read this and impulse bought a pair of magnetic sandals, then digging up an entire field on his next metecting trip.
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Cheers mate. Birkenstocks are the tits, btw.
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There’s a bloke on eBay selling them, Clarke’s, boxed brand new.
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I think you might want to go to the Doc and ask him to finger your anus, old man.
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As long as you stop using the godawful phrase “reach out” you can do what you like mate.
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Type “ magnetic clasp. Men’s sandals” in to the google machine. Boom! Loads there.