Monkeys Fist

Who said that? Was it The Don or Wor Charlie? (Or some window licker on Ready To Groom?)

But… everyone loves them.

I’m sure Gene would be over the moon if a Komrad owned us. I’ll believe it when the tractor factory springs up behind Gallowgate.

England have won by 31 goals in the 4th half. Or something, maybe it was 3 sets to 1.

They’ve only gone and won. There’ll be some sista-lovin’ the neet!

Filthy bastards have scored at 90+6. 2-1.

Happy Birthday True Geordie!

Blow the fat cunt from a gun

Probably some Mackem.

Fuck right off you absolute dullard. Remember where you heard this the 8,978th time.… …This week

Smashed this week’s job, asked the gaffer if I needed to come in tomorrow. I said no.

I’m off tomorrow. Beers are open.

* I’ve

This should keep the pair of you happy… Happy Birthday Renton

Close, but no cigar mate.

Seamus O’Pressed?

KCG is a clone?

That’s because he’s so monumentally stupid he can’t even get his accent right.

Fenton!

Fish will be fucking livid at this

They’re pretty good at demolishing them, though.