Monkeys Fist

I’m wondering if Renton’s experience with turbulence was an hour or so after breakfast? Enjoy the psychedelic spuggies Fish

fucking hell, she’s still warm. What an absolute legend.

Heard it here first?

It might have a lot to do with it. If water gets in to the rebar, it can start rotting away over years with no way of seeing. This bridge is/was 50 years old, so any corrosion like that above has had lots of time to do its worst.

At least 35 dead reported What an awful way to go.

US!

Spamalamadingdong.

Ovingham Did they sing about cows and lasses playing rugby?

Aaaand, why is Rutland blank? Has this bloke never heard of The Rutles?

Also, who the fuck are China Drum?

How aren’t Pink Floyd on there? Wasn’t DSOTM on the album charts for 600 years or something?

It’s probably that sad cunt EDL fan from a month or two ago, but I can’t be arsed bothering with them. Let the indifference kill the troll.

It has, but not much…

Jerking the chicken on “honeymoon”. Proof there is no Mrs. Fish.

How many times did you ask for frozen grapes before the barman told you to piss off?

Sad Mackenzie Bastards

Has he just eaten a whole lemon?

Happy Nuptial Fish, old boy. Where did you drag the newly traumatised Mrs. Bravado for a honeymoon?

No it isn’t.

That would take hours, the fat cunt.

“ To me, to get you, you bitch!”

Oh Dear, oh dear.

Trust us to get the fucking shit billionaire… https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-infographic-2012-1?IR=T

It’s Ashley… it’ll be one of these, left at Stansted, with instructions to “ bring a fahcking Chinese WOC ya!”