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I first met Mrs.Fist in the Royal Archer, oddly enough because I was waiting for a metro at Jesmond when the station filled up with braying posh kids from RGS. “ Fuck this noise!”, went for a pint, met the Mrs.
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If he’s getting cremated, though… 😉
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The Angel at Corbridge does better than average pub grub- posh-arse burgers and that. Also has some good beers on.
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I very nearly shagged a French lass and myself over the edge of a cliff once. We were getting amongst it in one of those little round caravans, which had been set up without the stabilisers being out in place. I stepped out in the morning and the wheels were about 6 inches away from the edge. Totally worth it mind- filthy
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Next time you go up Berwick way, go to Eyemouth and book a trip on the rib boat- I took the kids during the school holidays, came out of Eyemouth, across Coldingham bay, past St.Abbs head, then returned. The cliffs up there are stunning.
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I’d be fucking livid too.
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There wasn’t, by the sound of it.
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Nor the destination. Pallion. It’s a bridge to fucking Pallion
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You’ll struggle to get a bacon sandwich though…
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And time-travelling Harry Potter turns out to be a total paedo?
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FTMd your post.
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Still, at least they’re not pathetic enough to plaster it on their business signage… … oh, hang on, of course they are ( can you imagine how fucking rank the meat from there must be? )
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I guess even they thought “AIDS In A Glass” was a terrible name.
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There’s also the possibility that she might want to cook for everyone - Old Dears are weird like that As Renton says, the restaurants are perfectly passsble but nowt special- I’d have a look at some of the hotels, the two he mentions ( The Lodore and The Borrowdale), also try the Mary Mount. I spent my wedding night at the Borrowdale, and it was very good, classic Cordon Bleu cooking. Went back for our 10th anniversary and it was exactly the same
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$380,000 is a weird payoff, mind. You’d expect to be dealing in increments of $50k, would you not? Was the $20k taken off because he jizzed on her hair or something? Also, whatever your view on this, it shouldn’t deflect any attention whatsoever from the fact Weinstein is a vile cunt of the worst kind.
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You heard it here repeatedly. Obsessively.
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