Monkeys Fist

I first met Mrs.Fist in the Royal Archer, oddly enough because I was waiting for a metro at Jesmond when the station filled up with braying posh kids from RGS. “ Fuck this noise!”, went for a pint, met the Mrs.

If he’s getting cremated, though… 😉

What a strange nickname fur your button mushroom… “Interest”.

CT will be all over this like a 70s Radio One DJ.

The Angel at Corbridge does better than average pub grub- posh-arse burgers and that. Also has some good beers on.

I very nearly shagged a French lass and myself over the edge of a cliff once. We were getting amongst it in one of those little round caravans, which had been set up without the stabilisers being out in place. I stepped out in the morning and the wheels were about 6 inches away from the edge. Totally worth it mind- filthy

Next time you go up Berwick way, go to Eyemouth and book a trip on the rib boat- I took the kids during the school holidays, came out of Eyemouth, across Coldingham bay, past St.Abbs head, then returned. The cliffs up there are stunning.

I’d be fucking livid too.

There wasn’t, by the sound of it.

Proper Tastied your post

Nor the destination. Pallion. It’s a bridge to fucking Pallion

You’ll struggle to get a bacon sandwich though…

And time-travelling Harry Potter turns out to be a total paedo?

FTMd your post.

Still, at least they’re not pathetic enough to plaster it on their business signage… … oh, hang on, of course they are ( can you imagine how fucking rank the meat from there must be? )

I guess even they thought “AIDS In A Glass” was a terrible name.

There’s also the possibility that she might want to cook for everyone - Old Dears are weird like that As Renton says, the restaurants are perfectly passsble but nowt special- I’d have a look at some of the hotels, the two he mentions ( The Lodore and The Borrowdale), also try the Mary Mount. I spent my wedding night at the Borrowdale, and it was very good, classic Cordon Bleu cooking. Went back for our 10th anniversary and it was exactly the same

$380,000 is a weird payoff, mind. You’d expect to be dealing in increments of $50k, would you not? Was the $20k taken off because he jizzed on her hair or something? Also, whatever your view on this, it shouldn’t deflect any attention whatsoever from the fact Weinstein is a vile cunt of the worst kind.

You heard it here repeatedly. Obsessively.