Monkeys Fist

Fuxed thit for you.

Fucking hell- it’s not just the 100,000 lives lost, but the many more lives of their loved ones left to deal with their suicides afterwards. I used to be quite a positive thinking, optimistic bloke , but the world is just fucked up, isn’t it?

Inspired by El Duderino, I’ve ended up banging this out in the kitchen whilst I cook tea for me and Mrs.F.

KD going full essembee.

One of my all-time favourite movies is 20 years old. Here’s a reunion chat with Walter, Donny and The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder… or El Duderino if you’re not in to the whole brevity thing.

I agree.… Chamomile tea is rank.

Saw this, it reminds me of someone but I just can’t place who?

It’ll all be worth it to watch your VR horse’s nutsack shrink, though.

They just fucked up, big time

If you pop your TV in the microwave for 15 seconds before doing this, you can squeeze more juice out of it afterwards CT. Honest.

Meenz going full essembee there

Pretty sure I read an article recently which said all ones we do have that are qualified for it are foreign nationals Edit; Here it is.

So, a blind bloke walks in to a bar… …and a table …and a chair

Now, if only there’d been duck pizza available…

Emmelleffmania?

The weekend food stalls next to it are fucking mint.

I’m sure all those clubs will be wishing no.43 all the best in the 1st round draw this evening

Do your mates like craft beer? From Grey St. they could go; Split Chimp Box Social Errant They’re all in the railway arches between Castle Keep and along past the Telegraph.

Gemmil in a wig.

Let’s hope they come up with a better name than the one proposed for the new giant wheel, The Whey Aye. Fuck Right Off