Monkeys Fist

A new trattoria has opened near me, run by an Italian American lad from New York. We went the other night and it was excellent, but the portions were mental and we couldn’t finish even half of our dishes. The gaffer, Mario, asked ” Ho- you wanna box for them leftovers?” I said ” No mate, I don’t do combat sports”.

All I have to say to you heathens is … … Chapel fucking hat pegs!

Gemmill TDan

Instead of that Yank interloper, the Hash Brown? Wor Lee hasn’t thought this through, has he?

Those mushrooms look like Tollund Man.

Little bit of Stunt guitaring from Mr. Via, playing with Dweezil Zappa. Solo starts at 3:00, it’s absolutely ridiculous By ridiculous, I mean “how the fuck is he doing that? “ One of the comments under it says “ Vai’s whammy bar needs a cigarette after that!”

I’m on day 2 of a week’s company training to get on to the Class 1 ( articulated) wagons. Still getting to grips with the Dark Arts of reversing the trailer, waiting to back out of a yard in Washy then 90° on to a road. Hopefully going on to 4-on-4-off next week, run down to Kent then back twice over the 4 days. Hookers beware!

We know how it feels Adam, we really do.

I think it’s very easy now to forget that we are still very much a club in transition. Given the state we were in at the takeover, to have made the CL and then finish 7th in these first two seasons is nothing short of miraculous. The injuries early on were a great example to the board of the weakness of our squad, but we’ve still managed to finish above Ten Pence’s lads. Onwards, boys, onwards. 5-7. Would.

with a small dose of…

There’s a longer clip of it, which misses the original insult from Greene, but there’s a few points I find funny. Jasmine Crockett’s “ Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body” comment is great, she doesn’t specifically name Greene in it, but Greene instantly takes it as a personal slight ( which it is, just cleverly delivered within the rules). The bloke sitting next to the Chair can barely suppress his laughter. The Chair is utterly fucking incompetent. The point later in the clip where it’s pointed out that since Greene’s comments have been struck, she can no longer speak in the debate. AOC is definitely going to be President one day. What a fucking shambles US politics is.

Not to mention the Leopards.

I greatly admire her body… of work. She has huge talents.

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/big-cat-british-countryside @Renton, sorry mate, there’s a black panther/leopard knocking about in the Lake District. These lads are almost as dangerous as seagulls, so be careful

Hayley Atwell is top quality.

He’s only gone and picked a Desmond , the absolute mad-lad.

There’s only a wet jumper between them.

As it’s the last game of the season, I propose that everyone starts a match thread, and we let chaos decide which one we use for the game. 0-5. Pope with a double hat trick, nutmegging the entire opposition team in the process. “ Puh tit ont ruuurd!

Potayto Potahto.

HALL!! What another fucking belta!

Aaah fuck these cunts.

Well fuck me.