Monkeys Fist

I’ll just leave this here

No minibus in the world is worth that.

Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

Dead dude’s family have “forgiven” the islanders for killing him. I’m sure the islanders are sleeping easier tonight.

Let’s pretend for a moment that they didn’t turn the fucker in to a pincushion the second he landed. What was his plan? How was he going to convert a tribe, who speak an unknown language and have been separated from other humans for nearly 60,000 years, in to believing that some Jewish chippy’s bastard that pegged it 2000 years ago is the saviour of mankind, and if they’ll just put these nice clothes on, build a church and forget their culture, the dead bloke will come back and all will be well? Its probably best that they insta-killed him.

Still could, even in death. Fucking plum.

Once all the manufacturers have moved their factories to China or wherever, we needn’t worry about these pesky “trade deals”. Can’t trade if you don’t make anything …

Why don’t you ask the Souness loving, so-called accountant?

What The Fuck? (He’s going to get ill quickly if he keeps kissing raw chicken minge).

Is that like Gandhi but a bit fatter and more dyslexic?

Some American Christian missionary fuckwit hired some Indian fishermen to drop him off on Sentinel Island, ( where one of the last uncontacted tribes lives, they generally kill the fuck out of anyone who tries to get on their island). In the least shocking news of the week, they killed the fuck out of him with arrows. What a throbber. “ Have you heard the Good News of Our Lord and Savio… KATHUNK!” “ Get to fuck” * * in Sentinelese. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215

Aye, same here-Forest Hall Left Wing Massive CT thinking “ I didn’t see this Mebbies bloke on the list, mind”.

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Alzheimers is a terrible disease, isn’t it?

Is he having chips or veg with it?

I preferred Dadoon.

He’s going to have to repaint this every month when Donny sacks them one by one.

Indeed… … I mean, wtf does a Catholic supply store sell?

You couldn’t make this up, could you?

Women drivers…

Tesco is way too upmarket for sunderland.

I find the fact that our net spend on players this season is less than what we’ve given to Scudamore in equal parts hilarious and depressing. Not as depressing as terrace idol tshirts, though, which look like discarded cum-rags.

You ok hun? PM me xxx