Monkeys Fist

Bushwhacked

Oh aye, don’t get me wryng- I’d be all öwer it lyke a dög eatyng chyps.

Is it small or far away?

Byurk, using a Leif to cyver her mynje. (Tyts like a Spaniels Lugs, by the look of it )

Who grows tables? How? Also, how is table pronounced in Iceland, does it rhyme with “pyurk”?

Fascinating. Does he mention how many legs he has?

Aye. Just wait until she goes to High School… “ Here comes Alpha Betty! “ Fucking Abcde, for fucks sake

Southwest Airlines apologises after staff mock girls name. “ Traci Redford and her daughter, Abcde (pronounced ab-si-dee), were en route home to El Paso, Texas, from California's John Wayne Airport when the incident occurred.” She called her fucking daughter ABCDE and is then upset when someone takes the piss!

Yeah, fancy sending emails, the swine.

Does it have words with the pictures?

Did you also coin the “ Human Swastika” moniker for her? That’s my been name for her since I first saw it.

I clicked that faster than the speed of light, you twat

Cracking- to break without complete separation of parts; break into fissures.

That’s just nuts.

FYP

This article might interest you, Renton. https://www.downtoearth.org.in/interviews/environment/-leave-the-sentinelese-alone--61317 It mentions the points you raised above.

I’m slightly disappointed he didn’t put it on his head, mind.

An artist called Drew.

Same bloke drew all the posters?

They’ve all spawned a pinball machine, each one of which you have in your garage… …covered in jizz

They should agree, but put Chi Onwurah in charge.

Can I get 100+ hours out of this game? I’m quite happy fucking about hunting and collecting shit, I have a worryingly OCD need to do every side mission in a game, and I really enjoyed the previous one. I’ve only got enough brownie points to get 1 of the super-duper AAA games before Christmas, it was going to be Fallout 76, but fuck that shite At the minute, I’m torn between Assassins Creed Kebab Shop, and R2D2. Help a chap out. Also, when’s The Last Of Us 2 out?

Looks like you’ve some black mould spots there mate.