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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Considering the eyes on the “Asian” monkey, I’m slightly disappointed not to see big lips and an Afro with a bone in it on the “Black” one. Consistency is key.
  2. His paymasters are getting impatient. They must be down to their last few billion.
  3. How the fuck did they wrench an article out of that? Cocks - they shrink in the cold. Done.
  4. Whereas Penfold can’t make a fucking decision whether to take off or not… … until it’s too fucking late
  5. I’ll bet he hated having a piss, especially with morning wood.
  6. I never realised you were Welsh Huw Gloomy.
  7. Fuck. Have I got to vote for The Cuntservatives now?
  8. In a straight fight, Bodie would absolutely lace Doyle.
  9. I’m sure the world will be devastated
  10. Is it too early to start this? Any way- here goes for starters; Vera Lynn Prince Phillip, followed shortly by… The Queen Wild card- Morrisey.
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