Monkeys Fist

What about the Asexuals, eh?

He’s too busy trying to work out why the words “plunged around the club” make his fucking teeth itch. How is this fucking gonk a journalist?

I’m sure they’re well aware that she’s a Newcastle fan. She’s not exactly hidden it for the past twenty years.

Beaten to death by his NHS manager?

Small, bitter and unpopular. Sounds about right.

Kenyan by a country mile. Even if his bid appears to be less wealthy up front than others ( and I’m not saying it is, either), his experience of pushing clubs on to greater things is tied to maximising their commercial potential. I’d take a few seasons under him building up in a proper manner, then reaping the rewards, over some Hollywood insta-money which runs out along with the owners interest in a year or two.

How many females in this pic? Genuine question

When he comes round you should pop in and say “ Aloo, mind if I cumin?”

Well, have you?

Did you tell them you were a mod on here?

So’s this

Aye 😄 Also considerably richer than Trump. ( Mind, it would be funny to piss on the mackem’s cheesy chips and beat them in “ Who can have the biggest cunt called Donald as Owner” competition).

“ I’ve always been the biggliest, ask anyone, the biggliest fan of Sportsball. I have people, the best people, already looking for a new quarterback. “

As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them

Back in 2 minutes, then?

It’s really good, so long as you don’t mind being a ginger bint $20 for the whole thing is a steal. Edit; Rather than wait until completing the main game before doing the Frozen Wilds dlc, get to level 30, do the dlc, then finish the main game. Gives you some super duper bows for the final bits.

Imagine living in a country with easy access to products from neighbouring countries, eh? What kind of fuckwit would want to fuck that up?

Weird. Hes normally a drummer, isn’t he?

Frozen Wilds DLC is very good- opens up a new map, new weapons , machines, etc. You’ll your arse kicked aal ower by the new machines at first

They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig.

I’d call him a jug-eared cunt, but that would be disrespectful … … to cunts.

Even as a 94yr, ass grabbing, wheelchair-bound, dead bloke, he’d make a better president than The Tango.