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I’ve got my 8yr old son a fridge for Christmas. I cant wait to see his little face light up when he opens it.
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I got an origami set from my works secret Santa, but there’s no instructuon booklet. I dont know what to make of it.
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I paid £300 for a Velcro bra for Mrs. F. Total rip off.
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Mate of mine lives in Geneva, I asked him what he likes best about living in Switzerland. “ Well, the flag is a big plus…”
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My niece is in to natural sciences and the humanities and is considering her options for which degree to take next year, and asked me for some advice. I told her Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at.
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Fuck off.
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You know you want to, you slaaaag.
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Now go and do it on Ultra Hard
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When did you realise it wasn’t?
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If there is a 2nd referendum, what alternatives can be used to the previous “ Remain/Leave” shitshow to rule out the illegal bollocks the Leave campaign resorted too? One, transparent and independent body to present pro/con facts without prejudice? Is that feasible or am I being a bit wooly hippy?
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Bang goes our non-existent, never-there-anyway transfer kitty.
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Given what’s gone on over the last few years, that probably wouldn’t even make the evening news.
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If she even the tiniest shred of dignity or self-respect, she’d be writing her resignation letter right now. As it is, though, she’ll stick around like a particularly rancid beer fart on a Monday morning, utterly failing to “get the job done”. The most depressing part part of this whole shitshow is that her replacement is 99.9% guaranteed to be an even bigger fucking disaster.
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https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-subforum.1454525/
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“ You know, I prefer not being in the FA cup- it feels more … real” in 3…2…1…
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Presumably the alien was Spock?
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FYP
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“ Tom Tugendhat” Bet he had an easy time “ up at Big School”.
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60 seconds?
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“ Can I shoot the darkies yet”?
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Rafa's Consortium of Cock's vs Barry's Wolverhampton Wanderers
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Did someone say massive arse? I could’ve sworn I heard Wykiki say Substantial bootay. -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
He’s not been the same since Stan Lee phased out. -
Yeah, but Blue Passportses.
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Which camp are you in then?