Monkeys Fist

I’ve got my 8yr old son a fridge for Christmas. I cant wait to see his little face light up when he opens it.

I got an origami set from my works secret Santa, but there’s no instructuon booklet. I dont know what to make of it.

I paid £300 for a Velcro bra for Mrs. F. Total rip off.

Mate of mine lives in Geneva, I asked him what he likes best about living in Switzerland. “ Well, the flag is a big plus…”

My niece is in to natural sciences and the humanities and is considering her options for which degree to take next year, and asked me for some advice. I told her Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at.

Fuck off.

You know you want to, you slaaaag.

Now go and do it on Ultra Hard

When did you realise it wasn’t?

If there is a 2nd referendum, what alternatives can be used to the previous “ Remain/Leave” shitshow to rule out the illegal bollocks the Leave campaign resorted too? One, transparent and independent body to present pro/con facts without prejudice? Is that feasible or am I being a bit wooly hippy?

Bang goes our non-existent, never-there-anyway transfer kitty.

Given what’s gone on over the last few years, that probably wouldn’t even make the evening news.

If she even the tiniest shred of dignity or self-respect, she’d be writing her resignation letter right now. As it is, though, she’ll stick around like a particularly rancid beer fart on a Monday morning, utterly failing to “get the job done”. The most depressing part part of this whole shitshow is that her replacement is 99.9% guaranteed to be an even bigger fucking disaster.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-subforum.1454525/

“ You know, I prefer not being in the FA cup- it feels more … real” in 3…2…1…

Presumably the alien was Spock?

FYP

“ Tom Tugendhat” Bet he had an easy time “ up at Big School”.

60 seconds?

“ Can I shoot the darkies yet”?

Did someone say massive arse? I could’ve sworn I heard Wykiki say Substantial bootay.

He’s not been the same since Stan Lee phased out.

Yeah, but Blue Passportses.

Which camp are you in then?