Monkeys Fist

Proper stand up ale, that.

If he’s still got a pulse at 12:01 on 1st Jan he’s in.

Tits, cynicism and a Meenzer musical special- this is a proper Toontastic Christmas already.

I wish I was that organised

Did you google “Christmas tits” too?

Since @catmag has abandoned us to our grumpiness, I thought I’d better do this. Merry Christmas lads and lurkers! Here’s some Christmas titties

I’m in my kitchen, wine is opened, prepping veg and what have you for lunch tomorrow. Thanks to @Howmanheyman, I’ve got Rubber Bum Pump on

A mate of mine moved to North Korea and I managed to get a letter through to him a while back, asking how it was going. He can’t complain.

I’ve got in to the habit of necking a bottle of brake fluid every night. Don’t worry though, I can stop whenever I want.

Me and the laddie were watching Brian Cox earlier, and he asked if I could explain a Solar Eclipse to him. I said… ”No son”.

Fucking hell

What makes it doubly funny is that when the absolute whopper started posting on here, he made out that he was a pro-Ashley Mag Make your fucking mind up, Marra.

It’ll have to be triple the working load of normal lifts to account for the sacks of chips they’ve got on their shoulders.

Proper Harvey Dent face(s) on him.

I worked with a lad who was living with Brian Johnson’s eldest daughter. I also had an after-hours pint with Brian Johnson, but not in the Carville, and none of the above mentioned people ever piped me off. But Brian Johnson is in Goal, so there’s that.

That’s what I said to my stripper ex lass.

I went out with a lass that worked as an “exotic dancer”, so there’s a chance that Howmanheyman saw her chebs at the Carville. She wasn’t in Goal though.

Beyond belief isn’t it ? Long may it continue.

They’re going through the “anger” and “denial” stage just now, give them time, 6 months or so, and they’ll be claiming Rafa as a MLF.

It is, I was thinking of another lass, used to be an athlete- Kathy Tayler.