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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Sky Atlantic? Season 1 was epic TV Season 2 was epically shite. How is 3 panning out?
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Aren’t they all horribly dead? Typical taxi driver fetish…
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Strange how they never question their own player’s odd reluctance to, you know, live in the town they play for. By their logic, that would mean… nah… it couldn’t be… FTM, MLF, LEAGUE 1 FOR LYFE, ANCE IN ME PANCE.
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Lee Ryder- why read any further? ( Unless it’s his diary, and Cock-Eyed Mala is involved ).
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Won’t that stain their pance?
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I would love it if we went down
Monkeys Fist replied to StrayMackemNutter's topic in Newcastle Forum
“ Thread Slayer” His ability to empty a room meant he single-handedly closed Vaux Brewery. -
You’ll have to explain that to him, he’s not a military man.
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I would love it if we went down
Monkeys Fist replied to StrayMackemNutter's topic in Newcastle Forum
“Pance” -
https://twitter.com/tfnufc/status/1082747942702845955
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The lads don’t look too upset mind…
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This had me confused momentarily.
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She’s usually busy doing her homework.
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“This kiddie diddler went to market, This kiddie diddler stayed home This kiddie diddler had cheesy chips This kiddie diddler had none This kiddie diddler had extra fingers So did this one And this kiddie diddler wants to play for them again, when he gets home. “
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Is that a dig, or are they just saying how many of them bothered to turn up?
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Not the first Mackems to get overexcited watching kids play with balls, are they?
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Can’t really blame our lads for being behind… … it’s way past their bedtime.
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Ffs! Manky bastards.
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Pandon Burn Ouseburn Lort Burn. All Newcastle streams. Anyone got any more?
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For those who’ve never been to the SOS, I’ve marked the toilets with a cross. Bit drafty.
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ET Goatse… ok then.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
The cringe is huge in this article https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12186563 Longpins 1 does, however, deliver a hoof to the knackers. “But the sex wasn't brilliant. I had a lucky escape.” -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I thought he was still at Portland Artisanal Manbun Rovers. Wasn’t he double-dipping there, too? -
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