Monkeys Fist

There’s not a lot to do in Hartlepool.

Also, how young is too young?

“Nut Butter”

“ Don’t tell your Mam, this is our special secret… … and don’t speak with your mouth partially full”.

No, no, no…CT is way more invested in them than The Don.

As the chance of a second referendum becomes marginally more possible, I find , bizarrely, that I’m more apprehensive about it than ever- if I’ve realised one thing in the time since Cameron fucked the UK in one fell swoop, it’s that I’ve consistently underestimated the rank stupidity and blind bigotry that courses through the veins of a remarkably large number of our fellow compatriots. I fear that , given a second shot at not becoming a third world country, the bigots, racists, Tories, and plain fucking thick-as-mince cunts, will take the opportunity to double down on the mind-numbing arseholery and turn out in their droves. We could recover, on the global matkets, from one instance of national idiocy. We won’t get a second chance. Can we have another Civil War, please?

It seems he did his utmost to rectify that.

I’ve long held the belief that he’s two half’s of different people, glued together down the middle.

Isn’t it the little girls that make them hard?

“Actor”

And burgers… shit ones.

Congratumisserations.

“ Where dirty grannies, lah?”

I’m going for a lovely 2 week stay on a lump of metal off the coast of Holland soon.

Is that a Yossarian? Hiw many of these vacuous tarts are there?

Tidied.

Isn’t Ayia Napa in Thypruth?

The tip of my thumb, once a single bone, is now in two bits. Crushed it at work last week, I squeaked a bit.

Here you go, you dirty nonts.

Pissed at 6pm. The weeks, months, and years must fly by for Mrs. CT.

In a world where every kind of rancid porn might you want is available at the click of a button, CT is still staying up late to watch autopsy tiddies on Silent Witness whilst he rubs on the fungus. Desperate edit; and using Car registrations as fluffers! He’s shining a light in to his darkest thoughts here. Just bite the bullet man and watch Crash.