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Monkeys Fist

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    Tyson Fury?
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    Man the barricades.
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    Quack quack.
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    No. Fuck off you dull mackem cunt. There.
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    Soo not like him…
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    Minge like a trumpeter’s lips.
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    So, the seven goal blitz is coming second half…
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    It’s the rehab that kills ‘em.
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    * piss shivers.
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    Joelinton and Almiron’s long awaited goal blitz is coming- Hat trick each, plus one from the defence. 7-0 You know, I think Ashley might finally be getting the hang of this football lark.
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    I’ve messaged Nandy and told her if she’s ever offered a taxi from a bloke that looks like the human Big Bird, to drop everything and run. Just run.
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    Ah! Nice one mate, I’ll have a watch- love Peter Mullan.
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    Not if the unconscious one is you.
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    Well, that was fun.
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    It’s fucking freezing out here in the garage.
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    I know nothing about it, but is it based on this… https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofScotland/The-Eilean-Mor-Lighthouse-Mystery/
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    1.5 then.
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    Will you be injecting Bong first?
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    She’s an eight- as in “ tits on a pig?” “8”.
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