Monkeys Fist

I’m about to dump Sky, switching to BT, for broadband. Never had Sky Sports.

Not elevan? To be sure. To be sure.

Fair point

I like you. You’re punny

Gibraltar, according to the link.

That looks like a lovely place, do you come here often?

Imagine being in your 60s and having to spout shite like that to desperately try to be relevant. He should grow old gracefully, retire, and stop fucking his daughter’s mates.

That’s very sad news. He had me creased and outraged, often simultaneously, listening to him on R4.

Colditz

Nips like chapel hat pegs.

T-shirt weather that.

His dad was a musician- he’s a chip off the old block

No you didn’t.

It’s becoming their House Special.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Cheers mate. I picture you as a coke-snorting scotch poodle. Just thought I’d add that to the conversation

£15,000,000.01p then. ( I know, I know, but I don’t count the Micro Cunt as a proper NUFC player).

I can give my mangina a trim and break out the weekend dresses if you’re desperate.

D’you not think it’s a bit too perpetual, Tom? ‘Mean, all he wants to do is come here and talk about his beloved underage girls football club.

Said the actress…

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend ” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”