Monkeys Fist

That’s minging. It looks like a shittier version of the NTL tops from 2001ish. And they were fucking wank.

What are the odds on the Paedo returning if they fail to get promoted this season? He’s getting out soon, isn’t he?

I made it 1:30 in, then had to go and purge myself.

Me too. “ Tuggy” “Nana” “Mam” and “Pet” , I reckon.

When it’s on Jimbo’s telly…

You’re using too many words, lads- remember, our Boldon Boy doesn’t do reading. Here’s CT, his thoughts, and Brexit in general, in one, easily digestible image. ( no, you can’t eat it, you globular glutton)

It’s still the 13th here in civilisation. But… Happy Birthday, you cunt

Bloody Cockneys!

Needs more… … frets.

Were you a naughty boy?

Everyone was smaller in those days due to lack of vitamin D, because everything was in black and white until 1969.

Wykiki is a bus wanker

Gordan Bennett! You’re right though, proper legend. RIP

Yes, they artery. Probably all in vein though.

Taxi and private hire drivers to face enhanced checks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47205790

If Great Britain was a person, geographically Wolverhampton is the Biffens Bridge/ The Taint/ That Useless Bit Next to Your Shitbox.

I hope you run out of fucking spuds again.

Aye

12th man scored for them.

Pick the bones out of that, Yam Yam cunts 😂

Game needs more tits