Monkeys Fist

He likes dressing up now, too? Kinky bitch!

The fucking state of those net curtains.

If you want something done properly, do it yourself.…

The evidence wouldn’t stand up in court.

Ilsa the She Wolf of the SS (aka Dyanne Thorne), has pegged it aged 83. I may have a shamewank in memorium later.

Also available from Scarfguy… Do you see gold and white or do you see a dirty shit stain?

All sounds like a bit of a cock up, tbh.

FYP

I’m not sure if the price includes craVATe.

The sheer neck of this bloke Scarfguy…

Deeyul, Marra.

Fort William. Central to all of them and you’ll have a greater choice of digs.

Mike Ashley and Noel Edmonds- what a combo.

Standers will always outlast the filthy sitters.

Sloppy plumbing by the looks of it.

I’m currently away working, just ordered Moules Frites, and opened a whole can of worms by stating that the “ don’t eat closed mussels” thing is bullshit. Do the TT cooking cognoscenti agree, or do I need to educate you too?

“ …aaand I just spread my wiiings and flyyyyy!”

I’d be away with the family, giving it Ray Mears, and welcoming the obliteration of the Instagram generation like a mad survivalist. Bring on the zombies/ infected Chinese lads.

FYP And leported myself for lacism.

Tree Shrubbery Bush Bush Shrubbery Water feature Fire Pit Bush Box Hedge. Rockery. Gnome.

Bacon shed. Incoming.