Monkeys Fist

Not sure if this is the right place for this, but it’s news about another nonce, so… R Kelly charged with 10 sex offences in Illinois. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47338368

They’re worth fuck-all Tom. If you like, I’ll pop round and take them off your hands, I can drop them off at Howdon dump on my way home.

Mozart wrote some truly beautiful music… https://youtube/MbrXZvu8bUo

FYP

Aye, so it seems. He stayed with them and coached them too.

I’ve just found out that my Grandad’s brother played for Bishop Auckland, who were one of the best amateur sides in England. He played in the 1939 FA Amateur Cup Final, which they won 3-0, alongside one of his teammates, a Bob Paisley from Hetton-Le-Hole. Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

I thought turquoise was his magic colour, mind.

But it’s the Yes Gem… oh…

They like to start ‘em young down that way.

Fucking hell.

I do

Indeed. He made fucking clothes.

Oi vey!

Karl Lagerfeld. Jumper bloke. Deed.

At least you wouldn’t need to worry about getting her pregnant- she’s not got a great record

Ponce

Our version of Kicky the Can has two teams. The can had 5 sticks laid across the top, each team would roll/throw a tennis ball at the can to knock it over. Whichever team did this first would scatter and hide. The other had to stack the sticks back on the can, then find the other team. If a hiding team player managed to get to base and kick the can, all his captured team were freed. We’d play this for hours.

Kicky the Can*, you mean ? *those unfamiliar with the game will be shocked to learn how you rescued your captured team mates.

A happy mob?

Fucking is, posh shandy-drinker.

That’s minging. It looks like a shittier version of the NTL tops from 2001ish. And they were fucking wank.

What are the odds on the Paedo returning if they fail to get promoted this season? He’s getting out soon, isn’t he?

I made it 1:30 in, then had to go and purge myself.