Monkeys Fist

Is Noggin a “ Big Nog” or just a regular Nog?

Mint how they’re arguing over who was their worst manager, and there’s so many contenders

KLF beat you to it 30 years ago… ( 30 years ago!!! Fuuuuuuck…)

Ranieri has been sacked by Fulham. Thats them fucked https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47401305

How can he see if his eyes aren’t real?

Bless, he’s getting all confused which board he’s on, and which club he’s pretending to support. There, their, they’re , petal. It’s hard being a WUM cunt, isn’t it?

More appropriate…

Rattled. Like a shaken bairn.

1980

I was working in Gateshead today and got mugged by 6 dwarfs. Not Happy.

They’ve got say it to each other, Fish, because no one else wants to be within 100ft of the filthy, seat-shitting cunts.

Confirmed what? Mackem? Nonce? Shite WUM? They seem to be interchangeable roles

He’s doing a grand job by himself.

Totally whooshed me there. I need to go and have a sit down.

Yeah, that and his buggering young boys on his yacht.

Also, wtf did Sinatra use to sign his autographs?

That’s Ted Heath ( The Big Band leader, not the politician ). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Heath_(bandleader)

Who wants to be top of the charts when you can be just as classy down at no.278?