Monkeys Fist

Free Solo, the documentary about Alex Honnold climbing El Cap without ropes, is showing on Nat Geo +1 at 9pm tonight.

The torch experiment is an absolute joy to watch. “ Interesting… interesting…” You can almost hear the tinkling as the bloke’s entire belief system shatters around him.

The editing is an absolute joy When the Flatpackers winge on about being unrealistically portrayed as living basements of their mothers house… cut to their main boy, living in his Mam’s basement.

Is Noggin a “ Big Nog” or just a regular Nog?

Mint how they’re arguing over who was their worst manager, and there’s so many contenders

KLF beat you to it 30 years ago… ( 30 years ago!!! Fuuuuuuck…)

Ranieri has been sacked by Fulham. Thats them fucked https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47401305

How can he see if his eyes aren’t real?

Bless, he’s getting all confused which board he’s on, and which club he’s pretending to support. There, their, they’re , petal. It’s hard being a WUM cunt, isn’t it?

More appropriate…

Rattled. Like a shaken bairn.

1980

I was working in Gateshead today and got mugged by 6 dwarfs. Not Happy.

They’ve got say it to each other, Fish, because no one else wants to be within 100ft of the filthy, seat-shitting cunts.

Confirmed what? Mackem? Nonce? Shite WUM? They seem to be interchangeable roles

He’s doing a grand job by himself.

Totally whooshed me there. I need to go and have a sit down.

Yeah, that and his buggering young boys on his yacht.