Monkeys Fist
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7 minutes ago, Renton said:
Down in a tubby station at midnight.
Can anyone do worse?
Meat Surrender?
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Oh dear
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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
A Town Called Phallus.
Welcome to Pun Club.
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Eating Trifles.
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Just now, Billy Whitehurst said:
The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.
That’s Paul Wellardarse.
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Have they started bewwing yet?
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1 hour ago, Renton said:
Sunderland streets are full of dog shit too.
Err, let’s not blame our Callum the staffy thanks.
https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/environment/there-has-been-an-increase-in-people-defecating-in-the-streets-of-sunderland-490313 -
I predict Isak , Gordon , Barnes, Murphy, Bruno, BUJ7, will all get on the scoresheet and make this game like the Chixulub Meteor for the T- Rex in nets.
8-0.
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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation."
Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast.
So what you’re saying is
“ Come on Sweet Caroline…”
is about Bukkake?
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19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank.
It sounds so nice
What you’re proposing.
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7 hours ago, Alex said:
That’s left the table a bit tattie , mind.
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9 minutes ago, Dougle said:
but if our lads had gone out in a suburb of sunderland
Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor…
1. The Slug and Bog Roll
2. The Dog’s Bog
3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens
Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM
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Just now, wykikitoon said:
He's scared they'll try and mate with him
A ginger orca!
( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).
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Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about …
… Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks!
( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !)
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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:
Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump!
The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it.
I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.
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24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
"Come 'ed, neck yer ale, lad, we're going to be late for the kick off at the Dickie Hill!"
They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies.
“ Welcome to the Dickinson.
This is the stadium name, not an instruction”-
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I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind
Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff.
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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:
Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against
Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade
How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay?
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Looks like the Christmas party for the Asda car park trolley jockeys.
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6 hours ago, London said:
The nerves are setting in and they're even angrier at the world than usual.
To be fair to them, it must be shite knowing that you’re going to Wembley and the highlight of the weekend is going to be watching some fucking bushpig have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square.
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7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:
Daughter No 3Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters?
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What everyone else has said Dave- I think your approach of sun, beer and music is as good a response as any.
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I’ve gone back to bed.
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mackem messageboard gold
in Newcastle Forum
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Game over.
Im just looking forward to the customary tweet from Gandaft now.
Edit- baaallzz.
Just delaying the inevitable mind.