Monkeys Fist
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13 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
Good guess, im pretty sure its monkey fist as well
You mad bro?
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On 11/05/2024 at 04:05, RobinRobin said:
Mount Doom viewed from The Dhire not too shabby either 🙂
2nd Breakfasted YP
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3 hours ago, The Fish said:
Signing of the season: Baris Yilmaz from Galatasary
Top goalscorer: Isak
Most assists: Gordon
Biggest surprise: Willock goes uninjured all season, helping us to 3rd place.
Best Young player: Miley
Player of the season: BUJ7- earns himself the moniker “Bonecrusher”
PL finish: 3th
Trophies? League Cup and the genocide-
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Ah, the classic use of the BFK!
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Just now, Dazzler said:
She’s surely just a stretched out bit of canvas now like that wife on doctor who.
“Don’t get the booster. It’ll give you cancer and it’ll burn my fingers when I’m jabbing your poo.”
Ironically- no balloon knot.
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25 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
It’s a dark place full of terrors, ghouls and things that go bump in the night. Thankfully, there is an abundance of bandages for any slips, trips or falls severe enough to break the skin.
Aye, but, a thread about him?
On here?
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Aye, Doctor in the same way I’d be a Doctor if I sent cash to some online “university” like she did.
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5 hours ago, The Fish said:
It’s actually more like doing a Covid test on your shite
Wipe a swab on a freshly laid cable, pop it in a sample pot and mail it back to the Shit Professors.
What was the name of that absolute fucking charlatan who made a living out of poking people’s shite on TV?
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24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Interesting little note here- The whole myth of lemmings jumping off cliffs en masse was entirely made -up by Disney, who featured it in one of their nature movies in the 50s/60s, which is where the gif is taken from.
They had film crew pushing and throwing the poor little furry fuckers off the cliff.
If you look at the two that go above, particularly the second one, with this in mind, it’s so obvious they’ve been shoved over
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7 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
the ASM thread
The what?
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It’s a euphemism for
When I had a business that was chiefly contracting rope access jobs.
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
I am sat at my desk by the window. It's difficult not to see them
Put a bag on your head.
Sorted.
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29 minutes ago, Renton said:
By coincidence I've just had an invitation to partake in a bowel screening programme by the NHS
Me too.
I have that joyful experience to look forward to when I get home
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7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
I've never been but once met a bloke from Alabama. Having a few drinks around the pool and he told us about the trials and tribulations he had at school because of his name, he was called Hoggleswill and got absolute dogs abuse and that was just from the teachers! A few years later his younger brother was about to start school and he excitedly said, "Hoggleswill! Hoggleswill! Do you think I'm gonna like school, Hoggleswill?" Hoggleswill sighed and replied to his young sibling, "I'm not too sure you're gonna be liking it that much if I'm being honest with you, lil Chickenshit."
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I’ve stayed in Brizzle a few times when I had my rope access business.
Of all the other cities in the UK, it struck me as having a very similar vibe to Newcastle- might have been the area we were staying - Clifton, which has similar architecture, as did the part of the city we frequented, more likely was that both areas were also stowed out with top-notch blart.
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Le Cock Sportif?
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7 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Don't fuck with the Swifties. I've got an entire army behind me.
All the nice boys love a man in uniform, sugartits.
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12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
As I've explained on here in the past. There's nothing not to like about Taylor Swift. She's tremendous.
Have you got your knee socks and white vest on?
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13 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/aug/09/a-week-in-court-far-right-riots-england
so many tears man, what a fucking pussy.
One of those pleading not guilty was Lennon Chisholm, 21, of Middlesbrough, who sobbed uncontrollably throughout his appearance and was passed a tissue by his solicitor, David Dedman.
“When things are rushed, mistakes can be made,” Dedman said to the district judge, Marie Mallon, as he applied for bail. It was refused
Nice to see Deaderz found his place in the world after leaving here.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Eggy Bens, please. At least try and be cool.
Cabbaged YP
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7 minutes ago, Renton said:
but so far nobody's made one long enough yet.
Sorted.
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33 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:
richard hawley's lady's bridge album
Inspired by this apparently…
…which was Fist Jnr’s favourite song when he was about 4.
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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Was reading an article yesterday which I'll post if I come across it again. About how Trump, particularly in Georgia, has a set of extremely compliant and extremely bent county employees who are intent on just refusing to certify the results of certain counties, thus tying the state result and the national result up in the courts.
Not sure how that all plays out, but it would be great if Harris won big so they could just let nonsense like that play out while she already has the electoral college votes needed.
Followed by jail time for all those involved, including Chief Tangoman.
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