Monkeys Fist

Cheeky pint then off home?

So, April 1st, thought I’d have a quick gander at the BBC to see which article was the obvious pisstake. Quickly realised it must be this, which I thought was in rather poor taste by the Beeb, but couldn’t be real - no one is going to rename themselves after a cheeky slang term for your balloon knot, are they? Oops

safc squad went down on the Megabus.

Can’t get WiFi on the train home…

You ok hun? PM me.

The Don’t.

That’ll be a squad of 500 by midnight.

Ramen it in there…

“ He’s served his time…”

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/portsmouth-supporters.1468088/ “ No class”

Not the first time they’ve got worked up over an image of some kid.

Aye, but sunderland set Premier League records.…

Next years operating budget for them?

Catts for me like

Bet they all went for a curry washed down with Stella Artois afterwards.

I don’t know many Latino folks, is Miggy a commonly used contraction of Miguel, like Micky for Michael?

Hands up if you like dinosaurs. Hands up if you like planet-wide cataclysmic events Hands up if you like underdog paleoentologists who are cousins of Brian De Palma, Scarface director. This article is for you. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died ( Student bonedigger finds a site which is a perfectly preserved record of the actual day the Chixulub meteor hit, its amazing).

One of CT’s bong partys?

She’s like a female to male trans, who then, as a bloke, became a transvestite.

Neither of them have ever won a Checkatrade trophy.

This fucking Knacker Winlaton arsonist accidentally set fire to himself https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-47739403

Mary Glindon?

Poundland Wolverine?

Of course, The Sultan is the living embodiment of a pious Muslim who follows the Koran to the letter… … when he’s not shagging under-age lasses from his harem, off his nut on booze and coke, in his gold plated palaces.