Monkeys Fist

Imagine having to construct things like this to alleviate the shame of your kid being born a Mackem. And having too many fingers.

“ So, was Hitler a dinosaur, Gaffer?” ” No son, don’t be daft” ” Was Hitler a naturalist then, Gaffer?” “ Not really Wayne, no” “ Shouldn’t we be in the Imperial War Musuem, Boss?”

He did, he just doesn’t remember.

Could’ve been worse, he could’ve ended up doing a Footy Podcast

He went a bit mental, made out like he was minted, lost a £50 or £100 bet on here ( loser to donate to SBR Foundation), which he then reneged on, and eventually revealed his average weekly earnings, which were average. As you can imagine, we were very kind and understanding as we eviscerated him. Silly boy.

@Rayvin, that’s perhaps a bit cheeky from me- I’m not sure if you were around when our very own landscape gardener and charity thief dropped his earnings bombs on us?

Given the demands on their time from training etc, perhaps he should consider an intensive learning course- like, ooooh, I dunno, maybe something like a concentrated Nazi camp

100k p.a? Does he run his own landscape gardening company or something??

Looks like Batten bought his wig from a Viz advert.

Barton is an intellectual. It’ll have been “ fucking Adolf!”.

Never, ever, underestimate just how fucking stupid the vast majority of ordinary people are.

ffs.

Job done. Why do you think they concocted Brexit ?

Jetholic, or more Caw?

The idea of turning the pitch around was seriously considered during the Keegan era, the idea being to build the Gallowgate up and out over the road , like the plans linked above but as a more continuous U shape around the three unrestricted sides. Of course, The Fat Cunt selling the land off has scuppered that, alongside his deep pockets and short arms. (My brother did a lot of design work for the club at the time, and I remember him talking about it in some detail. )

All good points, particularly the last one.

He had beautiful legs.

As a staunch non-fan of Gervais, get fucked.

Similar to the difference between a twat and an utter twat.