Monkeys Fist

Fucking hell Too many Chicken Parmos

Aye

Bye bye Rafa, then.

“ Anyone know any cheap hotels in Kings Landing, Marra?”

What’s the science behind the distinct and alarming drop in the chebbage exposure rates as the seasons have progressed? Answer me that, you pair of bitches

Very pretty and that but a bit too “ If Paris Hilton was a morning TV* presenter” to inspire nether throbbage for me. *TV= Television in this case

They’re a good three seasons away from top tier

Almost sounds like Déjà vu.

Zombie werewolves then. Mint.

I think it’s getting rapidly topped up with all the punters pissing themselves with fear. Were the lads that had the BBQ wi’ or baht ‘at, though?

Alternatively, we get a massive battle drawn out over the remaining episodes, ( hence the 55 nights of filming), everyone dies, the last episode is the Night King ice fucking Cersei to death as Bronn (sole survivor of the whole kingdom), sneaks away overseas with a few naked slave girls. The End.

Rooftop pool being emptied by an earthquake in the Philippines. Jesus titty-fucking Christ

What we are witnessing is the glorious end-stage of a mass outbreak on Wearside of “the first lass in school to get tits”syndrome - they all went full pelt when “she” was briefly attractive, but now that “she’s” a bucket-fannied, worn out slapper, they’re still stubbornly convincing themselves that she’s worth getting a chub-on for, even as they watch her thumb sized nipples droop out of the bottom of her manky Kappa shellsuit top. It’s a joy to witness

I don’t

Lock up his daughters…

“I can’t see meself being sacked just yet… I reckon your boys are letting you down, Don. They can’t be much good can they?”

How many of the Mackem squad would get in to Spartans team ?

What’s the nightlife like in Peterborough tonight, then? Many Schoolies out?

Hooliganism- fine Racism- fine Supporting Paedophiles- fine Mild piss taking by neighbours - banned. Never change, Mackems, never change

Never heard of them, mate.

Who?