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Just cracked a beer in the garden. ( shit, am I turning in to ?)
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I think you know full well.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Posted 5 hours ago. Still off off his face -
If he was reeeaaallly flexible, he could bend over and clean his own arsehole very efficiently with that horrific excuse for a haircut.
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I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck.
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Where you going?
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Glad to see I’m not the only one bored witless this Sunday afternoon.
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Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps.
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My aunt lives in Sutton Coldfield, near Birmingham. She also says Berwick is quite nice.
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“Plus a squirt or two of Zyklon B maybe?” Oof.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
You could’ve saved yourself a lot of money buying from here, mate. -
I’m not saying this will happen to the Unwashed next season if they don’t go up, but this will happen to the Unwashed next season if they don’t go up.
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Rayvin’s on the sherbet.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Endgame spoiler -
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
It seems the entire internet is one huge spoiler fest. Fist Jr. wants me to take him to see Endgame, but he’s away on Cub camp to Windermere this weekend ( just dropped the little swine off ), so it’ll have to wait a week. -
”Cheif”.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
If only it was the Endgame … -
( btw, Hannah Waddingham, Shame Bint above, )
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I think he means after the first few seasons, renegociated contracts. (Must be weird going to a job interview and being asked “ do you get your tits out?” )
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I can 100% certainly say you’ll never have heard of the club whose crest is pictured.