Monkeys Fist

Stuttering Starfish, me hearties!

Mint

It can’t be both.… … there can be only one.

Is that Jon the Moron, leader of the North, the bloke who sets out the battle tactics and that?

Then I fully endorse him not going.

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😄 When Sparkles got knocked off his ride, he landed right in the middle of the battlefield. They were directly above them most of the time. In the Shitty Death Zone.

Since we’re treating this like a real event, not a fantasy show, can we all please take a moment to remember those really unlucky few that perished by being crushed to death by high-speed dragon turd nuggets. Those fuckers must shit out several tons per battle, and it’s got to land somewhere, hasn’t it?

Did Tormund make it?

Tank tops is my guess.

Well, fuck me.

You’d only try to tempt them in to a nice taxi.

There is only one True Lord of Light

He was probably sick to fucking death of hearing Theon apologise…again.

Whilst doing this…

He looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal. ( By “one of”, I mean this one, of course).

Did whossname, her eunuch chap, survive? I lost count.

That was a disappointingly Cheb-free goodbye from her, mind.

Also,

If doesn’t get to rag the arse off at least once there’ll be ructions on

Needed more tits.