Monkeys Fist

Isn’t what? Skint, a massive chancer, or selling up? (btw, selling to who,exactly? They’re not really a massively saleable asset, are they?)

Coke prices have gone through the roof since Brexit. ( possibly, I have no idea ).

Fucken kick off!

If you don’t go with two stotties duct-taped to the side of your head, Princess Leia style, and blast “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble” by PJ & Duncan through your phone for 90 minutes, whilst dribbling LCL Pils down your top, you’re not the man I thought you were.

I hope they’re stuck with Donny for as long as we’ve had the amorphous lard blob.

Biggest laugh he ever gave me was reading about his gardener who stole thousands of £s worth of jewellery from him. The bloke (falsely) claimed it was payment from Starr for the gardener sucking him off throughout his employment. Bloke was callled Robin Coxhead.

Buy them ?

@Tom,sorry mate, deleted your comment as well as mine, on mobile and can’t find the reinstate thingy.

“ micro-aggression”

Baaaallz. Monkeys are mint.

Cercei gets offed, but takes the dragon/s down with her, Dragontits becomes Queen but goes full Targaryen mental, she offs Sansa who refuses to bend the knee, Jon Snow offs Dragontits for killing his sis, is King. The End.

My mind was mildly blown the other week when I realised you can step from County Durham in to Cumbria For some reason, this had eluded geography-nerd me for 50 years

Edit; 100 magnificent internet points ( and a special prize) to the first to name them all L-R. Easy money

Terry Hibbitt lapping it up on the bus

Do managers ever get drug tested?

Warnock continues his transformation in to Catwoman

If there is a player in the Football League with a more magnificent name than Elvis Bwomono I’d like to see him

“Cheap as cheesy chips!”

Massive game today, with the potential to form yet another imaginary alliance with utterly disinterested opposition supporters. There’ll be a domino card and meat draw at half time, with that bow-tied Bargain Hunt cunt drawing the winning tickets.

Golf- A good walk ruined.

“ It’s the 73rd anniversary of when we reached the quarter-final of the Ovaltine Cup.… … open the second tier” ” Ok, I’ll get the toilets unlocked” ” Nah, no need.”

There’s a story here, are we going to have to drag it out of you line by line?