Monkeys Fist

So, @essembeeofsunderland, what’s your favourite sports bar in Benidorm?

Is it your wedding Strawb?

I’d like to see a list of the non-football assets the club had pre-Ashley, and a current list of what’s left. If @Happy Face can be arsed

She’s probably feeling a bit burnt out But, yes, I noticed that too. Glad Euron Greyjoy got kebabed, he was a shite character who stunk up every scene he was in.

96 at a push.

Byronic.

Wordsmith.

“ Why won’t you fucking die?” Top cunt, went out like he went through the series- giving no fucks. Also speaker of the best line in the entire series. “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.” RIP you glorious bastard.

Alright Gloria.

I heard that The Former Foot Soldier similarly took the lads out to celebrate another top-level award, and Cock-Eyed Mala played the Perez role and ordered prawn cocktail starter instead of the option of potato skins or minestrone soup. Some fucking people…

He’s just necked a whole can of spinach.

If you’d already worked for The Corpulent One, would you go back?

Looks like he’s shit his pants and is about to let it drop out of his left leg hole. #stevie

It was in Ponteland mate. £8.50

Did the Stotties stay on?

Invited to the evening-do, only.

Meanwhile, round the corner…

Pint in the Lord Crewe Arms?

He had no choice- got invited to a wedding.

Yes

I had soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers for breakfast today, too, although I didn’t use manky eggs. I then rolled around on a blanket, tried to eat a Tupperware box, matched some colour blocks then shit my pants.

Better than dodgy Russian accents though. Not a bad opener, though. Decent cast, too.

You should give these a go…