Monkeys Fist

Time for a cuppa.

FYP

1: Albanian bint - stink hole 2: Cyprus- tied to an ironing board or something. 3: Serbia- On top of a mass grave. 4: France.

Got to admire her conviction, though.

Would you shag the French singer, though?

If you want to watch two virtually naked men cuddle and slap each other, fill your boots. I’ll stick with the fit lasses and freaks.

I’ve only seen from the Monkey Hanger onwards. Iceland by a mile. France wins the annual “ I shouldn’t but I would” contest. Serbian bint-

Iceland Shitepunk. Fucking mint.

£3:47p on Madge getting at least one spaniel’s lug out tonight. 15-1 on Ladbrokes.

Ewerk and Gemmill feverishly watching Eurovision with their various betting slips laid out in front of them, giving it as Lithuania’s votes come in. Meanwhile their lasses silently fume next to them on the sofa.

Guaranteed 99% of the sister-fondling freaks will dispute this.

I wondered what the bloke from Stereo MC’s was up to… after he’d died and become a zombie.

Stokoed that for you

Or lads, if you’re a cock fiend a homophone, or something.

If they gave him a three year contract he’d only manage 6 games.

Ironically, caused by pizza.

Oof. You can see the confusion on the Mackem players face- “ Why are there people sitting around the pitch???”

I think you a word.

( imagine having to discuss your working future with that…).

Why would you order Indian food when you’re in the pizza capital, though but?

Gemmills holiday slides…

Have you just had a stroke, mate?

Was it White Creme Egg Knacker?

Why doesn’t Island just join Great England and then we’d all be ok?