Monkeys Fist

“Labour isn’t working”

Fucking hell. The levels of idiocy involved in this are quite staggering.

Where’s that?

It’s very good.

Spiegelei mit bratkartoffeln. Die katz ist in dem kleiderschrank. Mutter ist ein schmutziger Töpfchenmund.

Just make sausage and chips then throw the sausage in the bin. Sorted.

Mmmm, Marmite on toast…

I have no idea who those two renta-cunts modelling the shirts are, but they’re the footballing version of basic bitches.

And yet, I’ve come in to contact with way too many Mackems than is healthy, and not a single one of the skanky, rancid, sister-loving, paedo-friendly, messiah fixated, sister-loving ( did I say that already?They really like their sisters), seat shitting, free ticket, dirty fucking bastards would understand the concept of a “friendly pint”. Fucking manky cunts.

What’s are you chaps’ gut feeling about how this entire shitshow will play out? 1) Crash out -no deal 2) 2nd referendum 3) Let’s call the whole thing off 4) Civil War. 5) None of the above

Worth noting it’s only the UK operations of his business that’s gone fucky. Wonder why that could be?

Uncal Mick’s Fencing Crew.

The fat-tongued pukka boy’s restaurants have gone tits up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48352026 Boosh.

Give me a second… … he’s halfway through typing up his reply synopsis.

VYP

Nikki Lauda. 70 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48345660 Dracarys.

Needed more tits.

Nigel’s milkshakes bring all the cops to his yard Brexit Party Chairman, Dicky Tice. “I don't sit in front of the PayPal account all day so I don't know what currencies people are paying in, but, as I understand it, the PayPal takes it in sterling." You can almost taste the stupidity.

Ooh, another Nazi bairn. What are the odds on West Midlands?

Jesus T.F. Christ! There’s not a price tag to be seen- how the hell are you meant to know how much your booze is?

Let’s cut to the chase here- they struggle with most things.

To be fair, they struggle to find their way in to their own stadium, too.

He’s always been a MLF.