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I think Tudor got bought by Walkers eventually, The jug-eared freak lovers also swapped the colours of cheese and onion ( which was, and always will be to me, green) and salt and vinegar (light blue). Wrong ‘uns.

Definitly a smoggie, then.

I’m not. Arent you from Stockton or Darlington or something?

Aren’t you a smoggie?

Its the Teeside version of croutons on a salad

I think that fucking whale emptied it earlier.

You’d have to answer the door in a vest and boxers if you did.

I know.

So was he due the brain damage.

@Renton and @Dr Gloom Here you go lads.

And gets himself added to the list by the plod in the background.

@Renton, Brannigans Beef and Mustard were fucking nuclear when they first came out- cleared the sinus in one crisp. Have they toned them down?

The sweats came after 10 minutes of…

Tudor Pickled Onion wasn’t so much a crisp as a rite of passage for your mouth.

That’s just an entire spud on a stick, isn’t it?

A crisp theme park, no less. Can you picture it playing out up here? “ What do you fancy doing this weekend pet?” ” Can we visit Stottie Towers ?” ” Divorce papers are in the post, love”

Looks like Renton’s seagull went there on holiday.

Tayto fucking Castle.

I’ve just realised that every person you see here will be clipped on to a single fixed rope. Taking an educated guess, I’d say the biggest stretch between anchors is going to be about 40-50m, which means you’ll have roughly the same number of people on that section of rope. Given how crammed together they are, if just one of them slipped and weighted the rope, you’d be looking at the rest getting pulled off the ridge, with the high likelihood of the rope going “ping” and snapping. Fucking madness.

How radge is your decking that you need to hold it down, like? Did you buy it from Deano?

The closest our erstwhile metector will ever get to Everest is digging up Ted Moult for his rings.