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Class ass NSFW, of course.
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Rory Stewart ( who hell he?) has already admitted to smoking opium 15yrs ago at an Iranian wedding. ( I guess that’s one way to get through the speeches).
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Edit: 5: Take drugs 6: Say “Oops! Sorry”
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Not now, I’m here to fix it.
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Aye
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Dr. Professor Cox, then, since he’s both.
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Tory values. 1. How much money can I make from it? 2. See above 3. Fuck you. 4. See 3
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RIP from the Dr.
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Dr. Cox’s The Planets is the perfect antidote to this visual diarrhoea.
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Where’s the rest of him?
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I’d have thought they’d offer you Premium membership then.
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I’m on it now. It’s fucking older than me
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Yesterday. Did you not get the letter from Man Club International?
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This is apparently the rig I’m going too
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Flying out at 12:00pm. Arse is like a goldfish’s gob.
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Renton, just imagine how many fucking seagulls there’ll be.
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Are we talking old school porn- i.e. actual mags? I gather the Northern Producer is relatively small as rigs go, but that link rates it fairly well as far as conditions etc. I think I’ve to get a plane from Aberdeen to Sullum Voe, then chopper to the rig. Whoopee
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Apparently the Northern Producer? I’m grinding my way through an interminable set of seemingly never ending online induction courses right now, but I gather that’s the best training for the offshore experience
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Man bun. Beard Tatts Guaranteed.
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Isn’t Gloom a hoverboy?
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Got a start offshore this Friday. Just a week for the first trip, out of Aberdeen, for Global Energy Group. Buzzing
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You’ve got to look at Rafa’s age and sell-on value before coming up with a value. ( Also, wages throughout the contract need to be in the price). Innit, you Fackin Norvern Mahnkeys
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Nerd wars kicking off … strap in lads, shit is about to go down -
Are you even remotely surprised?
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