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Monkeys Fist

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  1. With your luck, for God’s sake don’t try to fiddle with the aerial.
  2. Nobby Klopp Sounds like a medieval version of the clap.
  3. Quite decent that. I’m pretending it’s “Japanese Ambient” because I can’t be listening to Country … … or Western!
  4. This bloke’s knees are a yard closer together than his feet. Is it your chauffeur?
  5. A spawny Treble top from the boy Dubravka to sneak a 0-180!!! Let’s have a look at what you could’ve won!
  6. I’ve just finished making a belt out all my old wristwatches. Complete waist of time.
  7. Aye, but did Pritchards brother spend all his free time stepping over dogshit in Roker? Sometimes the benefits of a player aren’t always on the pitch , according to The Model
  8. Mrs. F. told me if I didn’t stop quoting Oasis lyrics she’d be kicking me out She asked “ Is that what you want, Fist?” I said “Maybe”.
  9. Goddam it! Its Big Frank Chippa isn’t it.
  10. Are they the poundshop Wor Flags lot? I thought they’d announced they were done after the derby that we won 3-0 without breaking a sweat? Cheeky fuckers!
  11. Speak for yourself- I buy all my shit at Tynemouth Market.
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