Monkeys Fist
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“ Outside noise” How hembarrassing for Wor Mikel. -
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Oh yes, hulk smash…
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Stood in front of Colin Robinson, Energy Vampire? Looks like Mrs. Bruno is also there, giving him a cheeky reach around.
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You just don’t know whether to sit or stand…
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It’s quite incredible that on paper the Tories are the most progressive main party- 4 women leaders, one of them black, first Asian leader of a major party, countless openly gay MPs, and yet, they’re still the party of Little Englanders, Gammons and hate.
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Looks like Mrs. CT’s boyfriend has left evidence of his last visit on the footstool.
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Have you had a thtroke?
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Fuck everyone who isn’t like me.
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Tbf, he’s been too busy banging goals in to bother with assists …
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Presumably below his already established spot at No. 1?
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If infinite monkeys had infinite time they still wouldn’t produce anything as sanctimonious as this post.
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Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? If yes, they’ve answered. If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys.
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Therein lies a tail…
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Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
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Half of them are Gemmill being wrong about Everton.
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Bitch.
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Sally Phillips is worth a bead of sweat, no shame in that. Miranda though- I think I laughed more at my Dads funeral
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I save a lot of time and effort and just punch my kids square in the face.
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If you want cheering up, I’d highly recommend switching Miranda off.
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The lad to his left appears to have started making his furry costume, then thought, Fuck it- can’t be bothered.
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You sure it wasn’t spelled “Bludging”?
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Apparently Trump wore a binman’s uniform to deliver his rally speech in Wisconsin… (fuck knows is the answer to the obvious question). The fucking state of him man… He makes a Hi Viz vest look like a muted pastel colour.
