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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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They’re obviously made of ASBOstos.
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I’d have thought the value of the club would’ve gone down due to; 1) Multiple relegations since 2007 takeover 2) Asset stripping of non-football club property. 3) Decrease in advertising revenue 4) Decrease in merchandising revenue 5) Lack of investment in training facilities 6) Being owned by a cunt. But I’d be wrong- bought for £135 million in 2007, wants £350+ million in 2019.
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What about the heatproof charvas? 29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace …
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How do you find these?
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Did he have the obligatory can of Fosters in his non-smerking hand?
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Why would she have fake balls?
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Look at the first comment. Our erstwhile Mackem friend is sadder than we thought https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/06/absolute-class-from-alan-shearer-as-he-attacks-mike-ashley-for-treatment-of-fans-and-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united/ What a whopper
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FTM
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That’s the one, aye. They make some mint beers.
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Was down at the Anarchy Brewery taproom in Walkergate this afternoon. Nice place, some really good beers, decent scran too. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area ( Also, Almasty are meant to be moving in next door to them very soon, so even more reason to pop in for several swiftys then).
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It’s because the lass behind him has fishing line around his neck.
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Is that Cock Eyed Mala up front in the geps?
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Wouldn’t it just be easier not to enter the fucking race in the first place?
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Are you religious? If you are, then something like , ” This special day marks the start of your spiritual journey. May it bring lasting peace and joy to your life.” If not, something like, ”Lies. It’s all lies”
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5th beer of the night. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. ( almost actual size )
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Did she ask him how many kids he had?
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“ Make me proud Son”
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He’s been suspended. Looks like he’s toast. Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing activist https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725
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When they’re not taking a shite all over the cemetery.
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The most amazing thing about this song is how she manages not to stare/have a quick poke at Aaron Neville’s parasitic twin on his eyebrow.
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He’s got the Vulcan death-grip on her, at the end. Live long and prosper, ( unless you’re poor, then fuck you).
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I wonder if Mackem women complain if you leave the seat up after a match at the SOS?
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Naga Munchetty interviewed some lass from Greenpeace this morning, her angle basically being, “ She was trespassing, deserved it” BBC, bastion of impartiality.
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Oh, her. Edit; the bloke he pitched off a cliff survived, apparently.