Monkeys Fist

“PE Sports”

Knight Ryder!!! How’s Micky and Mala?

The Robledos. Calm down Stevie

That was John and Yoko, wasn’t it?

“ House Special Chow Mein fo yee is it, Mala??? fuckin la-de-da! “

“ Divvent be shy with the prawn crackers, neither Micky lad!”

But only if they show willing and buy a box at St. James first.

“ We tried to get our deals over the line, but we just can’t compete with the likes of Sheffield…”

Breaking News; Ashley spotted spewing his ring in a Leicester curry house. Adios Ayoze.

Scouser working for a Bin company Oh the irony.

The Knight Ryder is well in with Micky Wong at the Golden Dragon takeaway, man. It’ll be award-winning ITK, and he’ll get a free chicken fried rice with chips and curry sauce for every article he prints.

Let’s hope Terry Mac is working for Leicester, eh?

By gust, you mean F5 tornado, don’t you… the massive fat cunt that he is.

Whoever that is in the check suit on the far right ( ) wants shot with shit for wearing that abomination.

When her babies get frightened, they all run through the gap in her teeth and hide in her cheeks. Maybe.

Taking their orders from Russians?

Now then petal. I’ve got a nice purple marker if want to borrow it

Draw them on your boobs and you’ve got a deal.

I made it about 20 seconds in to his song before bailing. I reckon he’s of the heatproof variety.

We’ve heard of several faulty bots on here.

I almost bit through my tongue reading that fucking horror story of an “article”.

Are you AC/DC?