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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Seagulls ate my Gizmo! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562 @Renton
  2. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/kiefer-sutherland-newcastle-already-found-16621625.amp Greggs have paid him a shitload to say Kiefer Sutherland loves his sausage rolls.
  3. Thats because they’d get arrested if they talked about fucking their sisters, and kids, and whatnot.
  4. I think we’d get better value if we signed a shrub and two water features.
  5. Strange, but at least she’s not a filthy LEDophile.
  6. Unfortunate surname… https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjnoM6Q18PjAhWv34UKHfACAW0QzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworld-asia-india-49056791&psig=AOvVaw2nHBByewMwoi8fLWSs1WoT&ust=1563718402643400 ( I am such a child).
  7. Mind you, if CT looked like this, I’d put up with his shite patter.
  8. He’s got the Vulcan Death shake on Rafa there.
  9. Chase it with this quality beverage.
  10. This would look great, it’s even in Ashley’s colours.
  11. “ and hopefully we will get them over the line” He’s already fully assimilated. Bend over Steve, grit your teeth, it’ll slip right in.
  12. Bruce won’t be doing any of the operating, whichever end of the market, Gloomy.
  13. Sorry, on nightshift. But aye, give the MIL a rattling.
  14. Now we know why CT has been absent- he’s moved to Somerset and flipped out on the Bong. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140
  15. Aye, he’s up above the streets and houses now, poor cunt. Wouldn’t stop these fuckers claiming he was heading a takeover, mind.
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