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Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Quiff is a smoggy if memory serves me correctly. -
If my three year old was awake at 10:30pm the wife would be getting a fucking slap.
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Park near the Arena, then walk 10 minutes to the ground, or park in Jesmond/Sandeford ( just outside the city centre) and get a Metro to the ground. Parking by by the stadium is very limited.
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Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
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If you’ve got time to post this you’re clearly a negligent father.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
The Hoop Meister would be aal ower it like a dog eating chips. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ll bet 3 shrubs and 7 water features that we’ll all be pissed off by the time Bruce gets sacked 2 days before the January window closes. All plant based winnings to SBR’s charity. ( get a grip the fucking pair of you man, we’re a clown shoe of a club) -
Go for it mate. If if you can get seats in the family section, all the better. You can hate yourself afterwards
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“ Have you thought about contracept.…” ” HE CAN TAKE HIS DICK AND STICK IT IN A FOOD PROCESSOR!” ” Ok Mrs. Fish, good that you’ve thought about it “
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Mrs. Fist had an emergency caesarean for our first nipper, and it was brutal. It took her about 3 months to fully recover from it, all the while worrying her belly was going to burst open. Simple things like walking, getting up from a seat, and shit like that, you’ve got to be there and help her out. Not to mention when you eventually get back to conjugal nastiness, never, EVER, mention the scar. Ever. Still, since the little beast came out of the conservatory window, the minge is still tight as a gnat’s chuff when you eventually get back to it
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Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
I don’t blame him for taking the chance if it’s presented to him- he’s made no secret of his love for the club, and if , and it’s a huge if, he can stay fit, who knows, he might be an asset. But, he’s going to be playing in a side managed by Bruce. If he ever manages to get on the pitch, he needs to take every chance he has, and I can’t see that happening. He’s got a very small window of goodwill to make his mark, and if he fucks that up he’s toast. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
The closest he’ll get to that pitch for 6 months. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Went to join ISIS in Syria. -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
FYP -
Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
They’ve missed off the clincher in the deal- two free water features and some shrubs. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday
Monkeys Fist replied to BrackInMyBrack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. -
New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday
Monkeys Fist replied to BrackInMyBrack's topic in Newcastle Forum
And you don’t? The man is sex. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’m not shy in the least, my colonial, sesquipedalian chum. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Bloody moose fuckers… -
Blyth Beach?
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
I hope we’ve kept the receipt.