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Give True Geordie a bell, then.
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This has got CT written all over it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49480491
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( if he gets binned on the 21st, I’m putting the lottery on ).
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He’s probably just glad to finally get it off his chest.… …
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Dell-usional.
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Just got back from a day at Blart Central York Races.
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Expect a fucking terrible statue within the year.
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If only @Ken‘s missus hadn’t left him all those years ago, his liver wouldn’t be the enlarged mess it is now, and his neighbours might still speak to him.
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Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
The “ bit of a spark” under Rafa pretty well describes my feelings- as good as it was to see Benitez at our club, I never was never fully won over simply because it was always going to end as it did… because Ashley still owns the club. We could have Guardiola, spend multi-millions, and I’d still be thinking, “ Aye, but the Fat Cunt will find a way to fuck it all up”. As long as Ashley owns us, there’s no point in even trying to get excited about anything. Edit; Yes, it’s possibly the easy option to be pessimistic, but can anyone give me a single example of Ashley doing anything right? Just one would be nice. -
Don’t know what you’re on about. Anyway, heres a nice song…
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Televised games you're just not arsed about.
Monkeys Fist replied to Howmanheyman's topic in Newcastle Forum
He’s only available if it doesn’t clash with his shift at Aldi. -
Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
That has produced a mental image which I’d rather have avoided, thanks. Delia” Come on, let’s have it!” Brewce” Won’t be the first time I’ve gone down” -
What are peeple meant to dae, like marra? Shit in the streeyts?
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Hope you wiped the seat down, at least. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
The fucking size of Neville Southall’s big bangers! -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I always pictured Hatem with innies, tbf. -
Relieved. Just passed my Level 3 Rope Access ticket (again)- three more years of fun and frolics on dangly string. After a week of rescues, though, I’m absolutely fucking battered - I think I might have caught arthritis this week
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Gloomy’s bedsheets looking a piece of used bog roll