Monkeys Fist
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Their surname is a bit shitty.
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He’s MP for Buckingham, which voted Remain, but only just. http://democraticdashboard.com/constituency/buckingham
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Sweating like a rapist…
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The MiB?
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If brummie accents ever become fashionable, remind me to stab myself in the eardrums.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I didn’t mention glass coffee tables, you filthy beast.
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The first 10 seconds or so of this masterpiece manage to eloquently summarise the feelings of the majority of football fans, and good people in general.
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That, or she’s just shit herself, which would account for the expressions on everyone’s face.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mackem bid for ex-Germany international Metzelder incoming… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49579323 -
Point of order- this, gentlemen, should be in the Belta Minge Thread. Also,
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Aye, and considering some of the shite we’ve signed, that’s quite an achievement. He should put it in his fucking brochure.
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Oh, has he got a book out? I’d never have realised…
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Felicidades @Diego21, mi esposa tiene grandes tetas . That’s about the limit of my Spanish
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Has he simultaneously puked warm, milky vomit over you whilst shitting all over your lap? Thats fun when that happens
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What’s the cubed root of 1?
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I bet you’re a fucking hoot at parties.
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Must have fun with the family.
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Keep up Gloomy, are you on the Bong?
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I suspect the only thing true about that story is that it’s on t’internet.
