Monkeys Fist

The Sweaties are unbearable as it is, can you imagine being English and living there post-independence? It’d be like a real life, permanent rerun of Braveheart.

You ok hun? ( not joking , is everything ok in Ayatollahland?).

You didn’t think of Cercei’s snapper? Is you batty?

He went from Right Wing Tory to almost jumping ship to Labour prior to becoming Speaker. They’ve never liked him

* retch.

There’s an image no one wants for breakfast

Tell me Lewis, at what point in your life did you realise that you were a dull cunt?

Do you reckon Bob could get a trout up her?

A family man who leaves his kid at the pub

He can do you a swap deal for some snide viagra.

Cameron’s still a cunt, though

Letter from the Lottery? Mine’s a pint, cheers.

Left- wing poncery.

No worries man, I have no doubt at all that we’ll be on the same side of the barricades when it hits the streets.

Chapter 1. Why I Fucked That Pig.

It’s a drink-off!

Aye, fair point, but what people have been “mistaking” as Facism alway, inevitably, leads to actual Facism. Here we are. It’s fucking worrying tbh, as so many people seem to be blithely unconcerned about it. When more people vote for X Factor than for MPs, we’re in bother.

I’ll be honest here Raymundo, if you’ve only just realised that ( the rise of Facism) now, you’ve had your head in the sand. Other than the fucking planet becoming a desert in the next decade or two, it’s the thing that worries me most about the immediate future. History tells us that in Fascist states a worryingly large portion of the population embrace it. There’s a reckoning coming and it’ll be messy as fuck.

Is that still the case, given the outright buffoonery of the last few years?

We’re arguing which kind of shit you’d rather eat here- with or without undigested sweetcorn. You’re still eating shit.

Except, if Cameron had even a hint of a backbone, none of this would be happening. The bloke is hugely to blame, yet he’s nowhere to be seen.

I’d love to know what the other EU members thoughts are on the UK, if they’d rather we just fucked off, if they’d rather we cancelled the whole thing and stayed- and if that happened, what our status in the EU would be?

I wonder how much BT is paying this throbber?

Really? He was just as bad as the current lot.

And yet the moonfaced pigfucker seems to have got away with it blame free. Fucking rancid cunts.