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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Because we’ve always been best mates
  2. More bullshit about the above bullshit. BBC gives more detail on Naga Munchetty ruling https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49837511
  3. History books of the future- “ The Brexit War saw a crushing loss to the Gammonheads at The Battle of Romford Wetherspoons, where over 90% of the aging BAU Gammon Army failed to turn up for battle as Bombardier was on special at £2 a pint. The ensuing massacre saw the People’s Popular Remain Leftist Coalition Liberation Front For Change sweep through the drunken ranks, brandishing vegan snacks at those still capable of running, and mildly rebuking the immobile in to submission.”
  4. Tory Party membership in 2015 was around 150,000. Let’s say two thirds of them wanted out of Europe. Add the 45,000 (2015)UKIP cunts 145,000 people at best. Uk Population over 18 in 2015 was around 51,500,000. 0.0003 %. Democracy.
  5. Naga Munchetty 'breached BBC rules' with Trump comments https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49825570 This is fucking bullshit.
  6. “And I posted a letter… in your wife’s face!”
  7. I developed an almost pathological hatred fro Carter USM, I’m talking eye twitches whenever I heard or the saw the cunts
  8. Serial burping 999 Cambridgeshire call suspect arrested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-49813486 Man-child “ Uuugh, I’m boooored” His Mrs. “ Why don’t you get yourself a hobby, love?” Man-child-“ Uuugh, but doing whaaaat?” His Mrs “ Oh I don’t know, try metal detecting or learn to cook, or why don’t you burp at the emergency services?”
  9. I think you and I have very similar political views, and I’ve never come closer to not voting Labour since Corbyn dithered his way in to leadership, but what are the other options available to us right now? Swinton’s Lib Dem’s can fuck off- they’re like the town bike, and will fuck anyone to get in to power. Greens are miles away from being a genuine voteworthy party. I’m not Scotch, West English or Guinnish, so all that lot are fuck all use to me. It’s Corbyn’s Labour or… who else?
  10. Apparently he also wrote this song which is on the Terminator soundtrack. Who’d a thunk it?
  11. Look up what Joe Dolce is doing now, then Shaddap You Face.
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