Monkeys Fist

Our PM - Piccaninny Man

I feel sorry for Fish Jr. Fish-“ I think the character progression between season 1 and 2 leaves a lot to be desired- what’s the motivation for him to keep returning to the garden, and why does he constantly fall over? Without a canonical origin, we’re just left hangin…” Mrs. Fish-“ It’s Iggle Piggle…Iggle fucking Piggle! “

Someone’s had a beer

Chuck Barris and Timmy Mallet have as much in common as Looney Toon and wit.

You beat me to it by seconds.

Ginger Baker, drummer and radgie. Ginger Baker: Legendary Cream drummer dies aged 80 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49827436 I think Theroux did a doc on him a while back which was pretty sad to watch.

I’d be asking to get paid first.

I’ll be washing my hair.

This a right load of bull.

Sorry, it’s back then- no blacks or Irish.

He asked Mike if he could have a copy, got a 1992 Championship Manager.

That’s because Penfold’s football knowledge would fit on the tip of his micropenis.

Watched “ World on Fire” last night, which has potential. Sean Bean plays a pacifist, shell shocked from WWI, just as WWII is kicking off- since it’s him, Mrs. Fist and I are wondering how, and how fast, he’ll be killed off.

I’ve not - added it to my list. Trolley Dolly -“ Can I help you sir?” Bloke -“ That bloke over there hasn’t taken a breath in 5 minutes and now his eyes are bleeding… can I have his free drink if he dies?”

That’s embarassingly bad.

You think he’ll sack Bruce when we go down? Why? He’s got his Plucky Championship Gaffer right there, dad-grunting his way in and out of the dugout.

FYP

Bloody kids, getting all uppity.

Nice crisps, though.

At least the Babybels would’ve tasted better.

I’ve been in touch with Fenwicks, they’re happy for me to show my arse in their window when it happens.