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    This is a very bizarre story. Carlisle Dixons chimney: Man stuck on 290ft structure has died https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-50207301
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    Motherfuckers!
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    Mackems. Not one of them knows who their dad is, but they’re all related.
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    Do you know what year it is?
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    Mingewurst
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    If only he would…
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    I went down the rabbit hole and ended up here. If that man isn’t a fiddler I’ll eat my hat
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    There’s some monumental cuntery on display here… just don’t fucking climb it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-50151344
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    Why do Hong Kong cops set their alarms for 4am every day? They like to beat the crowds.
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    Albert Smith 37 is a top lad.
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    @AlbertSmith50, Man City have a job for you.
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    You’re saying that because you’re using reason and logic. We know from the previous referendum that most people don’t use these when casting a vote.
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    “How to Raise a Wolf”
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    Nicky Butt: Ex-Manchester United player denies wife attack https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-50152306 Send Batty round to have a word. ( nice to see him labelled as ex Man Utd when it emerges he’s the cunt we always thought he was, as opposed to ex-NUFC, which is usually the case when negative stories come out).
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    WTF indeed- imagine Priti Patel being shocked and saddened by that.
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    Her cousin was Noggin the Nog… and Professor Yaffle.
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    No, but you are the only one with a testicle jacuzzi.
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    She should’ve called Vernon Unsworth .
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    Latest and final Star Wars trailer is out. Fist Jr. just pissed his knickers. Rey is definitely Luke’s daughter from his one and only time getting nasty, pissed as fuck at Cloud City.
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    The face of a Medieval Aberdonian man has been painstakingly reconstructed … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-50138379
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