Monkeys Fist

Lord! They are no nearer catching us now than four years ago…

They like to blame us, The Magedia () Dawn Thewlis, anyone really, rather than admit that they are where they are because they’ve had a succession of paedophiles, paedophile apologist CEOs, Facist managers, fucking no-mark unknown’s, all rabidly defended because it’s what “ classy fans” do, until they decide to spit on them, throw glasses at them, and racially abuse their mothers. All our fault ( did I mention them supporting their paedophile? The paedophile the club kept playing, knowing he was a paedophile? Oh, yes, I did. ).

You get the impression the poor sap sent to report on their game didn’t enjoy it? “Sunderland and Gillingham must try again after a dour FA Cup first-round draw at the Stadium of Light. The sides will replay in Kent a week on Tuesday, after 90 tedious minutes failed to find a winner with both sides scoring thanks to goalkeeping howlers.” Sunderland 1-1 Gillingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50290243

I’d buy him a drink and shake his hand if I ever met him.

She’s quite well known in Poppy Twat circles. You’ll never guess what she’s called?

@Kid Dynamite How did the little ‘un like it today? Shite herself when we scored or not?

Their ground matches their bank account- empty.

Spotted en route to Ponteland.

Greetings fellow cartophile! Fill yer boots

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50288939 Quiz- Where are FA Cup 1st Round Clubs on the map? (7/10, quite pleased with that).

Vampire fucking Nazis

Bruce had it installed- the canteen is upstairs.

So, the long awaited investment loan is for stuff that your average massive club wouldn’t think twice about. How embarrassing.

All of 80s Byker was an Eastern Europe Iron Curtainesque paradise.

Presto at Killy was fucking rank

Vorsprung Dick Technik?

What do call a girl with sausages on her head? Barbie.

I had no idea Isegrim was as old as Noelie! Cunt.

Celebrating tomorrow morning… ”Giz them aal except that rabbit food, pet!”

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him.

So, the JC is calling JC an AS? Jesus Christ!

Time you got Withe the programme.

Me -“ I heard of a new position today, shall we try it?” Mrs. F - “ Go for it, sex machine” Me- *stands on her ladygarden Mrs. F- left hook.

Where do we stand on “ you massive fucking fanny?” Asking for a friend

Speaking of shit, it’s Diaper Don