Monkeys Fist

Can you imagine if he had? “Season 23 Episode 4 Neighbours From Hell The empty shell that used to be Gemmill is slumped in a darkened room, the only sounds are the gentle whirring of the Roombas fruitlessly attempting to clean up the piles of discarded sourdough bread which litter the room. Suddenly, a bang on the window interrupts the relative peace, and the camera swings to the slight gap in the heavy drapes. We see the top of an obese, cone-shaped head, bouncing up and down at the window like an excited child, as we hear a shrill voice asking, ”I’ve got a new metector, do you want to come and look for spoons with me Gems?” The camera cuts back to our once proud subject as he forlonly wraps the rubber around his bicep, searching for a usable vein”. Mr. One-Punch is gone.

Somebody’s a sour dough today.

Steve. How has your win percentage gone up during lockdown?

Been a while since I was last at the match tbh, do they still play O Fortuna?

Not necessarily in that order, though.

It's all fine and well announcing a furlough extension but some companies might not be able to last another 4 months with zero productivity.

It’s Onry Rove.

FYP

Think I’d rather sign on, tbh.

Dear Mike

Leported.

Do I amuse you?

Maths, guy, Maths.

There’s a shock.

“overpriced chutney”

Starmer was given the paper detailing it all an hour before this live statement- as you say, he took it apart with clinical precision Johnson’s lot wrote the fucking thing and he was treading water.

Starmer: In the nicest possible way “ You haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, have you?” Johnson “ Haa-ahh- Aaaarumph- well now-aaah-mmmph”

You mean like the Tory landslide, Brexit, and VE Day street parties? We’re fucked then

Starmer just delivered the politest fucking murder I’ve seen in a while

This is what the cunt cares about. Nowt else.

Also Betty Wright, 66, bit of a legend.

Keys’ daughter’s best mate’s minge must be absolutely throbbing given the pounding it’ll have taken after he typed that out.